Angling Society

THE FISH HAVE GOTTEN TOO COMFORTABLE.

For too long, Bristol's fish have operated without consequences.

They lurk beneath the surface.

They mock us.

They think they're better than us.

**NO MORE.**

The UWE Angling Society is assembling a team of highly motivated individuals prepared to stand on muddy banks for unreasonable amounts of time in pursuit of justice.

ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUGH?

Can you:

• Wake up before midday?
• Handle mild disappointment?
• Survive British weather?
• Stare at water without immediately checking TikTok?
• Look directly into a 0.5 camera lens and retain your dignity?

If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you may have what it takes.

WHAT WE OFFER

• Access to fish.
• Access to people who know where the fish are.
• Access to people who claim they know where the fish are.
• Advanced tactical discussions involving bait, rigs, and complete nonsense.
• The opportunity to appear in deeply cursed 0.5 photos.
• Unbelievably good socials

OUR ENEMY

The enemy is organised.

The enemy is patient.

The enemy has gills.

The enemy lives in the canal and refuses to pay tuition fees.

OUR MISSION

To restore balance to Bristol's waterways.

To land fish.

To have a laugh.

To spend less time indoors arguing with Blackboard and more time outdoors arguing with fish.

 WARNING

Joining may result in:

* An unhealthy obsession with weather forecasts.

* Randomly pointing at lakes.

* Saying "one more cast" for another two hours.

* Acquiring hundreds of photos of fish and exactly three photos of yourself.

The fish are out there.

They're probably laughing.

Join UWE Angling Society and prove them wrong.